Few scientists are so full of fun and color that their anecdotes outlive
their ideas. Yet professors of geology still tell stories about the
Reverend William Buckland (1784–1856) who ended his career as
the prestigious Dean of Westminster, but began as England's first
great academic geologist, reader at Oxford, and teacher of Charles
Lyell, among others. Remember the time Buckland identified the
ever-liquefying "martyr's blood" on the pavement of a continental
cathedral as bat urine—by the most direct method of kneeling down
and having a lick. And, oh yes, what about the day that he served
crocodile meat for breakfast at the deanery, after horse's tongue the
night before. Even the ever-genial Charles Darwin professed a distaste for Buckland, "who though very good humored and good-
natured seemed to me a vulgar and almost coarse man. He was
incited more by a craving for notoriety, which sometimes made
him act like a buffoon, than by a love of science."
When Buckland was commissioned to write one of the Bridge-water Treatises "on the power, wisdom and goodness of God, as
manifested in the creation," he devoted a chapter to the ichthyosaur
as a primary illustration of divine benevolence. He presented all the
conventional arguments for inferring God's handiwork from the
anatomical perfection of this oddly fishlike reptile—"these devia-